My First Blog

Hello.

I am Jeremy Navarro. 

You are going to be my fan. You may not realize it yet, but believe me, you will be. 

I don't know how my blog will work... Maybe I'll post random thoughts, maybe I'll post on specific topics. Who knows? 

I will now begin...

Are you ready?

Oh, and I like to cuss so if you don't like that, then maybe you shouldn't continue on. 

For example:

Fuck.

How do you feel? Still with me? Good... let's continue. 

First... Koreans and Mormons are onto something good. I am old and in college and am constantly annoyed by these pestering things swarming around the campus called "Freshmen." I get it, you are free from your parents and can do whatever you want. It's cool to play Halo in the middle of the night and call your roommates "Mother-fuckers," "Fucktards" or a "Nutterfucker." 

It's apparently cool to still saran wrap cars. I remember that when I was "cool." I put cool in quotes cause I really mean they are fucktards. 

Let me get to the Mormons and Koreans. After high school they are required to go somewhere. Mormons leave for two years and go on a mission. Although if I were stuck in the middle of some lame ass country with another man in a white shirt and tie, I would probably turn gay. Especially if he is like this one Mormom I knew in high school named Ryan... he was dreamy. 

Koreans go to the army. That's cool I guess what with the Northern part of their country being assholes. I had a Korean roommate once who showed us pictures of him with riot gear in the middle of an actual riot. He was smiling. I was scared. 

All this to say, I wish Americans had to go do something for two years. Like work in a child labor camp or something. But they're over 18 so they aren't considered child labor. Give them a bad back, lose ten pounds a day in sweat (it would help the obesity problem in our nation) and would help the economy. 

Then when they become 20 they can go to college. By that point they will be worn and weathered and thus more mature. 

Granted, I am glad I didn't have to work in a sweat camp, but I do wish they implemented that rule as soon as I turned 20. Cause I wasn't a fucktard when I was 18. I was merely a cocky asshole. Way different. 

Now onto the Octo-Mom. 

Has anyone interviewed her and asked if she has ever had sex. I mean, she has like a million kids and none of them are from an actual dick. Perhaps the closest she got to sex was giving birth to a boy and his baby penis rubbing up on her as they plop out. 

Nobody is gonna fuck her now. I mean seriously, she has had so many kids and is fat enough that the man probably would have to like climb into her hoohah and jackhammer her with his entire body for her to feel anything. 

Or maybe the babies that get popped out do a lil something something to her. 

Seriously, I can't imagine what other reason she would have to pop that many babies out. 

LOST is on tonight. That's good news. Supernatural is on tomorrow. Wed - Thurs is the best two days ever. 

I have to get up at like 6 am tomorrow for a job interview. I hate it. I hate money. I hate it all. 

Ok I think that's it for me. Stay tuned to more dirty hilarity. 

Bye. 

JEREMY NAVARRO