Demons Have Come to Earth.

Growing up in the church, I was told many stories about demons and how they scour the earth, seeking to kill and destroy.

This was terrifying as a child.

Now that I am older, I have come to accept the fact that most of what I heard was bullshit. It was pretty much these staunch conservatives who only had one way of viewing the Bible, trying to scare me in being a good little boy.

Fuck you for all the nightmares I had by the way.

I recently was struggling with the ideas of if demons existed the way I was taught. I mean sure, according to SUPERNATURAL they walk among us, but what is the truth?

Then, in a flash of clarity, I had a revelation. I don't know if I want to go as far as to compare it to the book of Revelation, but my vision was pretty clear.

Please be warned, what I am about to write may scare you as it did me.

I believe demons are among us, in fact, all around us. If you know what you are listening for, you can even hear their devilish cries. I have heard them, and to be honest, I don't know if I will ever be the same again.

You have seen demons. You probably have even touched demons. You probably don't know that you may even consider yourself a fan of demons. They are right in front of you, but after thousands of years, we have been blinded by the truth.

I now have the truth for you.

Prepare your soul.

Demons fly around us in the bodies of..... birds. That's right, the vision I was given was that birds are actually demons. Remember when Jesus cast the demons into a bunch of pigs? Same idea here, except these demon birds have mated to create an ungodly amount of birds to inhabit the world.

If we do nothing soon, they will consume this planet and take it over as their kingdom. We will be nothing more than food for them... but more on that later.

Let me open up the history books for you to show you when I first started noticing something was wrong with the birds.

A few years ago I was at my friends house and they brought out their pet parakeet. Yes, a cute little parakeet, nothing to fear...right?... wrong. This demon walked on the table and stared at me. There was something in its beady little eyes that I couldn't place my finger on at the time. I know now the bird was trying to possess me. Luckily I didn't succumb to its wills. I asked for the bird to be taken away, but my friends insisted on leaving it out, swearing that it was safe. My friends were lost to me already. Right after I asked for the bird to leave, the bird stretched its wings out, and flew right at my chest. It slammed into me, fell on the table, then walked away.

I should have known then....

If that was the only story, then I could understand why you wouldn't believe me. But there is more, my friends, so much more darkness...

I stopped in Baker with my fiance (girlfriend at the time) and stepped out to have a smoke. As I surveyed the land, I realized there were a few crows flying in the distance. They seemed big, but as long as they were far away, I didn't mind. As I leaned on the light post, I heard a clink, clink, clink. My innocent, naive mind had no idea what that sound was, but I knew it was coming from above. As I slowly looked up, I was stunned to see THREE giant crows crowding on the light post above me, staring down. I looked around the building next to me and saw the roof lined with giant black demon crows. Interestingly enough, there were more crows on the building surrounding me, than there were flying around. They were trying to corner me. They were trying to drag me to hell right then and there. Luckily I outsmarted them and jumped in my car and sped off.

As if that wasn't bad enough....

I used to think that hummingbirds weren't that bad. In a fallen world, at least there were some pure birds left on the planet. But no, they too have been consumed by the fires of hell. I was in the parking lot and saw one in the bushes ahead of me. Their little bodies fascinated me and I found myself staring at it(I know realize it was trying to hypnotize me into possession like that little fucking parakeet). Then, in a moment of weakness I uttered the phrase, "I kinda like hummingbirds." So what does this hummingbird do then? It flies away from the bush and goes on an attack path right for my left eye. I ducked out of the way as it zipped past my head, accepting its defeat and flying away. That little bugger tried to take my left eye!

The other night a lone crow landed on a tree next to me and did a half circle reconnaissance/fact finding mission flight around me. Then it flew down the path I walk to get back to the dorms, obviously going to report my routines.

They have targeted me for so long and I am afraid their time for attack may be nigh. My only hope is to get the word out there, spread the truth, in a futile attempt to save my life and my soul.

Please do not fall victim to their will any longer. They are not cute, fascinating or even interesting. They are Satan's spawn and they will consume everything in you if you allow them to.

The signs are there, you just have to see them.

My friends with the parakeet got divorced, the crows live in Baker (the giant thermometer is to measure the heat resonating from hell), and the hummingbird ended up dead outside my classroom (probably tried to fly in through the window to kill me).

Wake up people and save your soul.

Stay away from birds.

you just got your dose of THE DAILY D!

...drink it in...